May 2008
35 posts
“first off im not a stocker and video games are for shit heads that cant do...”
– A YouTube comment on a video for Journey’s “Small Town Girl.” Also definitive proof that bullies should have their internet-priviledges removed. At least he acknowledges that his superiority in football is only a possibility.
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Funniest thing I’ve heard today. And talk about the island moving station being the coolest (no pun intended) place on an island with two underwater stations. When Ben blew the “elevator” thing up, I was hoping to hear the Zelda “secret” music. perpetua: marklisanti: During the Lost finale, did anyone else piss off the people they were watching it with by...
Daft Punk are back in the studio recording new... →
Get Hyped for the 'Lost' Season Finale - Los... →
I love Lost so much. If I’m not sick by Thursday, we are so having a Lost party. I’m betting that we figure out the island moves back and forth through time. azizisbored: I was at a party this weekend where someone was criticizing Lost after watching the first three episodes, and basically dismissing it as a cheesy network drama. Frankly, I may not be able to be friends with this...
Imagine How Ingenious The West African Spammer Who...
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From Patton Oswalt’s Werewolves and...
“She mentioned that my spine wasn’t straight. She then asked if mainly...”
– Some commenter on MetaFilter. I went to the doctor for Back Pain yesterday and found out my spine wasn’t straight. I’ll report back on whether or not this works.
“I’m going to vote for the colored guy, I don’t dislike her, but I...”
– 87-year-old Henry Ford; retired carpenter, resident of West Virginia and old enough to say the crap people say in private to a reporter.
WatchWell, what were you doing?
"Your Mom" jokes are like fine wine.
Luis: my herb garden is beginning to grow
me: so are your mother's pubes, they bother me now.
Interpretation of Aronofsky's The Fountain
(Warning, do not read the following if you have not seen the movie The Fountain. And even if you have, be advised that this still might be mad boring and long even then.) I’ve been looking around for an article about The Fountain that confirms my relatively simple interpretation of it, but have yet to find it. As such, I guess I should explain what I mean. Does no one notice this film is...
WatchI wish I liked anything this much. I’d hate to see this guy fall from a platform when playing Super Mario Bros.
WatchA Classic. Mind the cigarette at the end.
How To Figure Out What Food Not To Eat.
Goodman: I was a whole grain baker in Maine, and I would consider the coup to be to get our whole grain organic breads in the schools of Maine for the kids, but we just couldn't compete with Wonder Bread which could stay on the shelf -- I don't know if it was a year.
Pollan: That's amazing.
Goodman: Ours, after a few days, of course, would get moldy, because it was alive.
Pollan: Right. And, in fact, one of my tips is, don't eat any food that's incapable of rotting. If the food can't rot eventually, there's something wrong.
“Computer games don’t effect kids, I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,...”
– Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
