Seasoning A Wok Is The Worst Thing Ever
Seriously - My house still smells from that crap. But on the other hand I did make some pretty fucking good Mongolian Beef.
I Might Not Be Going To Coachella This Year
But I am going to see Radiohead play In Rainbows before everybody. And at least I don’t have to decide if I want to watch Kraftwerk, MIA or Animal Collective.
Actors/Actresses I'm Willing To Watch In Any Movie
Paul Giamatti: What a bad ass. Even Lady in the Water didn’t suck. Will Smith: Probably the only real movie star left. Philip Seymour Hoffman: Versatile and insane looking. The best character actor of his generation. Cate Blanchett: Intense, absurd range. Strangely super hot. Robert Downey Jr: Pretty much born to be a movie star. Arguably the most charasmatic movie star alive. ...
There's No Such Thing As A Free Beer
Went to New Times BeerFest in Ft. Lauderdale. Waited 15 minutes in line for a shot glass worth of beer, repeated 10-15 times, realizes I still wasn’t drunk, stole a 12-pack of Shipyard and got drunk at home. Let me repeat this in hopes that this entry gets picked up by some Google searching asshole who’s debating attending this event next year: DO NOT GO TO THE NEW TIMES BEERFEST. IT...
I feel it affect me, but I don’t need to be crying and shit on my records.– Snoop Dogg, when asked why he doesn’t rap about politics. The rest of the hilarious interview is here.