February 2008
24 posts
Wolf Blitzer Just Gave The Race To Hillary
Pointing out how great an addition the young, charismatic politician would add to the old stalwart’s ticket (because we know the other side isn’t going to happen) is the single most damaging thing that’s ever happened to Obama on TV. He stops convincing Clinton supporters to choose the new guy in town by reminding them they could still get both. Fuck you CNN.
January 2008
23 posts
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Spend Evening... →
WAIT: John Edwards Drops Out, I Put My Foot In... →
“The accidental breakthrough came during an experiment originally intended to...”
– From the most interesting article I’ve read in months. I smell a science fiction story coming up.
Political Process Derailed: Hillary Claims Victory...
Hillary won Florida - she’s more famous, she was ahead early and she pretty much always had it in the bag. My beef, amazingly enough - is not with her tonight. John “The Middle Class” Edwards to me, is committing the most heinous, selfish act of vote-mongering I’ve ever been alive to witness. It is now obvious, especially to him, that he will not win. John Edwards goes to...
If you're wondering who's deciding the GOP Race -... →
I just voted! Go Obama, screw the state politcal...
I’m also happy to announce that my mother, bless her soul, voted for Obama without my interference whatsoever. My stepdad did too. Too bad our votes don’t count. I certainly hope that the politician that does win here doesn’t pretend that our votes DO count, because that’s just taking advantage of something. No one should’ve campaigned here after we made that terrible...
An Ad I Just Heard on a Florida Radio Station
Announcer: They say Mitt Romney likes numbers. His campaign says he likes to look at data.
Well here are some numbers that should scare every Florida Republican.
400 million dollars.
That’s how much over budget the Romney health care debacle costs taxpayers in Massachusetts.
700 million.
A tax increase Romney stuck to the people of Massachusetts.
20 billion dollars – that’s what Romney promised Detroit. To bail out the auto industry on the back of taxpayers.
And here is the number that should scare Florida Republicans most.
16 points.
The Wall Street Journal says Hillary Clinton beats Mitt Romney by 16 points.
The bottom line. Mitt Romney loses to Hillary Clinton.
Republicans lose.
We can’t afford Mitt Romney.
John McCain. He’s the one Republican who can beat Hillary Clinton
JOHN MCCAIN: I’m John McCain and I approve this message.
It is NOT OKAY to call Hispanic people "brown"
All over the news - I keep hearing more and more about the supposed “black vs. brown” debate that characterizes the voting habits of Black and Latino voters. Regardless of how I feel about that debate - I can’t help but be insulted at the rampant use of “brown” to describe an ethnicity and not a race. Why do they insist on bottle-necking all Hispanic cultures into an...
“And in a cell with no windows, Mr. George had the power over day and night.
...”
– The man who interrogated Saddam Hussein for the FBI, on how they got him to talk.
HEY YOU! DON’T WATCH THAT! WATCH THIS!...
Rudy Giuliani is in Denial. That's Better. →
I SPENT ALL GODDAMN DAY ON THE INTERNET. FUCK!
Really, I did. It’s pretty unsatisfying. Did it’s harder to file away memories of days like that? Spending all day on the internet pretty much creates no new image memories. It’s even hard to remember in what order the things you did on the internet happened.
“The choice in this election is not between regions or religions or genders....”
– Senator Obama’s Victory Speech in South Carolina
Ted "The Liberal Lion" Kennedy (wtf? people call... →
In other news, Obama eats Hillary and Bill for breakfast. Totally owns South Carolina.
WatchFUCK!