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photo There is a bee in my house and I have no idea how to get it out. I can’t use a jar because it’s not a flat surface. Same problem with a sandal or book. I have no bug spray because there are no bugs in my apartment that don’t fly in here.
How the fuck do I get this bee out of my apartment?

There is a bee in my house and I have no idea how to get it out. I can’t use a jar because it’s not a flat surface. Same problem with a sandal or book. I have no bug spray because there are no bugs in my apartment that don’t fly in here.

How the fuck do I get this bee out of my apartment?

19 hours ago

July 8, 2009
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Follow These Tumblrs

I hate Follow Friday on Twitter, I really do. Everyone who I add or who adds me is usually terrible, not at all related to my interests and spends all day talking about how much they want to blow Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.

So while I would now never participate in followfriday on Twitter, I enjoy the following tumblelogs and I think you will too.

21 hours ago

July 8, 2009
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laurishly:

“Tumblr is to Twitter what Vimeo is to Youtube - full of more creative innovative people, but ultimately less popular.” whatpriceprogress

Uhhhh tumblr and twitter aren’t even remotely alike. It annoys me when people compare the two. That’s like comparing facebook to LastFM.  Tumblr and perhaps livejournal would be more accurate. Just saying.

I see your point here, Lauren but I will respectfully disagree. Tumblr and Live Journal have similar functionality but were always used in very different ways.  Most LiveJournals (Circa 2003, when we were all on it) were used like actual journals. People wrote long posts about their lives a few times a week and everybody commented to cheer them up, piss them off, whatever.

For me, Tumblr has always been about short-form communications you feel compelled to share. Postcards from rotting our minds away on the internet for hours at a time, if you will. If someone writes something long and crazy about their life on here, I think most of us skim the first few lines and continue scrolling down the dashboard. (For the record, yes, I understand the irony of creating the very thing I say doesn’t exist on here.)

Most of us who’ve made friends on here do so over time and from literally following someone’s manic tastes and opinions over time. Very little of what we say on here provides any window into who I am if you look at it out of context. This is where I think Twitter and Tumblr resemble each other the most. When people chide twitter for being about eating sandwiches and being drunk, they certainly aren’t wrong, but they miss the greater point that all of the aggregate minutiae communicate certain truths about people that no other medium can.

In conclusion, twitter and tumblr = short-form medium (that works great on your cell phone), livejournal = long-form medium you probably won’t want to read in line at the supermarket. But hey, I do agree that the original Vimeo-Tumblr comparison that started my rant is not valid at all.

21 hours ago

July 8, 2009
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Organized Konfusion (Pharoah Monch & Prince Po) - Prisoners of War

This song is proof that 1991 Pharoah Monch might have been the most skilled rapper ever. The beat on this song is pretty bad, but Pharoah and Prince just used to annhiliate whatever you threw at them back then.

1 day ago

July 8, 2009
photo GPOYW: I’ve been working from home all week and haven’t even thought about shaving. Also, take a gander at HolyMoly’s awesome autographed Moon Safari and Super Nintendo in the background.
GPOYW: I’ve been working from home all week and haven’t even thought about shaving. Also, take a gander at HolyMoly’s awesome autographed Moon Safari and Super Nintendo in the background.

1 day ago

July 8, 2009
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Fleet Foxes - Blue Ridge Mountains

Look, I understand this song is pretty damn OLD MEME, but I’m so excited to see the guys at All Points West later this month that it doesn’t matter.

2 days ago

July 7, 2009
link At least 69 people have become violently ill — 34 of them hospitalized — after eating uncooked Nestlé’s Toll House cookie dough.

alwayssassy:

One of the many reasons it is better to bake from scratch!!

I have to admit, this idea to kill off people who eat raw tubs of store-bought dough seems like it would ultimately benefit our species.

3 days ago

July 6, 2009
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There's Bruce Springsteen people and then there's David Bowie people.

5 days ago

July 4, 2009
chat
  • Luis: We're gonna smoke weed all day long?
  • Me: No, we're gonna smoke meat all day long.

5 days ago

July 4, 2009
photo juliasegal:

I would like to order a rice dick…

juliasegal:

I would like to order a rice dick…

1 week ago

July 1, 2009
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